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Letters From Dr. Mellow

Dear Histamines,

I hate you. Die. Die. Die.

No love,
drmellow




Dear Claritin-D 24-Hour,

24 hours? Seriously? Come now, tell the truth. You really mean about 14 hours, 18 hours max.

Annoyed,
drmellow




Dear Generic NyQuill,

You are made of awesome.

Love,
drmellow

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meep
May. 26th, 2008 12:18 pm (UTC)
I gave up on medications promising to battle the evil histamines. After 20 years of battle, they just don't work for me any more.

So I drink cask strength scotch.

Not because that does anything either, but it sure is yummy.
captain_phil
May. 26th, 2008 05:22 pm (UTC)
I had some sinus/allergy problems a while back when I went on a distillery tour, after sampling the "rain" vodka, Buffalo Trace Bourbon and the Eagle Rare Bourbon, I felt much better.
prester_scott
May. 26th, 2008 01:00 pm (UTC)
I always assume "24-hour" means "12-hour" and dose accordingly. Usually works.
drmellow
May. 26th, 2008 01:23 pm (UTC)
That is exactly the plan I started enacting Saturday. It's working well enough.
canticles
May. 26th, 2008 02:00 pm (UTC)
I wrote similar notes this weekend. But one sneeze blew them all away.
drmellow
May. 27th, 2008 04:09 pm (UTC)
Thanks. I'll check it out more thoroughly tonight....
drmellow
May. 28th, 2008 01:33 am (UTC)
OK, I can get onboard with big pharma bad. I'd love to do my part to stick it to them however I can.

So what should I do to combat my allergies? Claritin-D works pretty well for me.
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