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Dr. Mellow For President: The News Piece

With the Democratic Convention in full swing now, I think it's time to remind everyone that I'm still running for President as a write-in candidate. Remember -- my main platform plank is the elimination of Daylight Saving Time.

I'd appreciate your vote in November. Tell your friends. No matter where you stand in the political spectrum, I think we can all agree that I'm better than either of the two major party candidates.

News Channel 3 recently did a piece on my candidacy:

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maeglin73
Aug. 26th, 2008 02:45 am (UTC)
Nice :-)

Edited at 2008-08-26 02:55 am (UTC)
prester_scott
Aug. 26th, 2008 02:50 am (UTC)
I could almost believe that's genuine.
pistos
Aug. 26th, 2008 03:33 am (UTC)
You know I love you and your sweetie to death. And your Burger King Whopper win was very impressive. Rumour has it you're a pretty good picker a Bluegrass festivals, also. And although it's self-reported, you've been able to expand global communication skills expotentally.

You've got a great deal going for you on this bid. Certainly better credentials than at least 1/2 of the other presidential hopefuls. But...

The Daylight Savings Time deal is a little light. To get my vote, you're going to need to go all out. I need you to promise 36 hour days. Then we'll speak a little bit about that Fair Tax thing and appointing "real" Supreme Court Justices... you know, the ones NOT interested scrappy that musty old document we call the US Constitution.
sidelobe
Aug. 26th, 2008 10:42 am (UTC)
Okay, okay. You've probably got me beat here.

But, when you get elected, please appoint me Internet Czar. I have a little cleanin' up here I'd like to do. And, I'll implement your No DST policy while I'm at it.
eagle243
Aug. 26th, 2008 11:52 am (UTC)
You've got my vote.
fettman
Aug. 26th, 2008 12:02 pm (UTC)
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