So, I'm over at The Daily WTF, reading one of the forum posts, when I run into the funniest forum signature that I've seen in a while:

I.like(bigButts) && I.canLie(false);
otherBrothers.canDeny(false);
when (girl.walksIn()){
if (girl.hasIttyBittyWaist() && roundThing.getLocation()==your.FACE){
you.getSprung();
}
}

Thank you, TankerJoe, I needed that. I think it might be time to spin up Monster Booty on my iTunes....