Well, I wasted three hours of my life watching the MTV VMA hoping to see Johnny Cash pick up some awards. The only thing I saw him awarded was Best Cinematography -- an award they gave out 5 minutes before the show started. Oh, well. It wasn't a total waste. I've now seen enough MTV to get me through the next several years, probably. Has our culture really sunk as low as the MTV VMA would indicate it has? Plus, I've been battling a summer cold since this afternoon, so I've been pretty much just lying about all evening anyway. I hope my head clears up while I sleep tonight.