As promised, here's the Drinking Songs poll. I reached the poll limit before I ran out of suggestions, so it kinda worked out first-come, first-served.
Write-in candidates are welcome and you can feel free to justify your answer in the comments.
The correct answer, BTW, is I Think I'll Just Sit Here And Drink by Merle Haggard.
Write-in candidates are welcome and you can feel free to justify your answer in the comments.
What's the best drinking song ever?
I Think I'll Just Sit Here And Drink by Merle Haggard
3(16.7%)
The Drinking Song by Electric Angels
1(5.6%)
Saturday Night's All Right For Fighting by Elton John
1(5.6%)
Straight Tequila Night by John Anderson
0(0.0%)
One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer by John Lee Hooker via George Thoroughgood
2(11.1%)
Tequilla Sunrise by The Eagles
0(0.0%)
If Drinkin' Don't Kill Me (Her Memory Will) by George Jones
0(0.0%)
Chug-a-lug by Roger Miller
2(11.1%)
I Ain't Drunk, I'm Just Drinkin' by some blues dude, covered by Wrathchild America
0(0.0%)
The Piano Has Been Drinking (Not Me) by Tom Waits
2(11.1%)
Why Don't We Get Drunk And Screw? by Jimmy Buffett
4(22.2%)
It's Five O'clock Somewhere by Alan Jackson and Jimmy Buffett
2(11.1%)
The Drinking Song from The Student Prince
0(0.0%)
Ball and Chain by Social Distortion
1(5.6%)
Lost Horizons by Gin Blossoms
0(0.0%)
The correct answer, BTW, is I Think I'll Just Sit Here And Drink by Merle Haggard.
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Yes, I know, that seems scandalous coming from a Christian but the song is so absurd that it crosses from being offensive into being hilarious...
Chug-a-lug, chug-a-lug
Make you want to holler hi-de-ho
Burns your tummy, don'tcha know
Chug-a-lug, chug-a-lug
Grape wine in a Mason jar
Homemade and brought to school
By a friend of mine 'n' after class
Me and him and this other fool decide that we'll drink up what's left
Chug-a-lug, so we helped ourself
First time for everything
Mm, my ears still ring
Chug-a-lug, chug-a-lug
Make you want to holler hi-de-ho
Burns your tummy, don'tcha know
Chug-a-lug, chug-a-lug
4-H and FFA on a field trip to the farm
Me 'n' a friend sneak off behind
This big old barn where we uncovered a covered-up moonshine still
And we thought we'd drink our fill
And I swallered it with a smile
*Bllll-bbbb*, I run ten mile
Chug-a-lug, chug-a-lug
Make you want to holler hi-de-ho
Burns your tummy, don'tcha know
Chug-a-lug, chug-a-lug
Jukebox 'n' sawdust floor
Sumpin' like I ain't never seen
And I'm just going on fifteen
But with the help of my finaglin' uncle I get snuck in
For my first taste of sin.
I said "Lemme have a big old sip"
*Bllll-bbbb*, I done a double back flip
Chug-a-lug, chug-a-lug
Make you want to holler hi-de-ho
Burns your tummy, don'tcha know
Chug-a-lug, chug-a-lug