Dr Pepper's Response:
Thank you for contacting us about the availability of Dr Pepper. Your comments and inquiries are appreciated because they give us valuable input regarding our brands and their availability.
We regret that you are unable to find Dr Pepper in your area and suggest that you contact your local bottler to express your desire that they carry Dr Pepper.
Your local bottler information is:
PEPSI BOTTLING VENTURE
In addition, you might also speak to the retailers in your area and request they carry Dr Pepper in their stores.
Again, we regret the inconvenience this has caused you. We value your patronage and we hope you will continue to enjoy our soft drinks.
So I guess they're not going to send me any Diet Cherry Vanilla Dr Pepper. Plus, they haven't fixed the broken link I told them about or asked about the broken link I'm keeping hostage.
[xposted to drpepperfreak.]