drmellow: When I come home for lunch, would you like me to bring you anything?About ten minutes later, my phone rang:
yarbiedoll (sleepily): No, that's OK. But you can get something for yourself.
drmellow: Are you sure?
yarbiedoll: Where are you going?
drmellow: I might get a Fish Filet from McDonald's.
yarbiedoll: Oh! If you came home with a Fish Filet, I might be jealous.
drmellow: What if I went to Wendy's and got a Junior Bacon Cheeseburger?
yarbiedoll: I don't think I'd be jealous.
drmellow: OK, so you want a Fish Filet?
yarbiedoll: No, but I'd be jealous if you had one and I didn't, so if you get one, you should get me one, too.
yarbiedoll: I just woke up a little more and realized that if you came home with lunch from just about anywhere, I'd probably be jealous.
drmellow: OK, so what would you like me to get you?
yarbiedoll: Oh, anything I like from wherever you end up going. I'd just be jealous if you had some lunch and I didn't. Wherever you go, just think of me.
drmellow: I am so blogging this.
yarbiedoll: It won't be nearly as effective without my sleepy accent.