My same friend who alerted me to the story about the Canadian drunk driver just showed me a story about a thief in San Diego:
Thief in San Diego Steals Bag of Poop From Woman Walking DogRead the full story for the rest of the details. I was just amused to see the term "turd burglar" used in a news story. Today seems to be turning out to be a pretty crappy day.
SAN DIEGO Mar 31, 2005 -- The hunt is on for a turd burglar. Police in San Diego are searching for a gunman who swiped a bag of poop from a woman out walking her dog....