Greg Cohoon (drmellow) wrote,
Greg Cohoon
drmellow

CRAP!

I came home for lunch today, only to be greeted by more crap. Literally. I was standing on our walkway, simultaneously trimming my fingernails and admiring the awesome string-trimming job I did on the ivy that was beginning to become overgrown, when a bird crapped on my head.

That's right.

A bird crapped on my head.

I felt a thud on the top of my head and realized that a little mass had settled in my hair. I went to brush it out, thinking (hoping) that it might be a twig or something, but it was gooey and green. Yeah, bird crap. I got most of it out pretty quickly, without causing too big a mess. I hopped in the shower and washed my hair to get rid of the rest of it.

So, since I've taken two showers today, does that mean that I'm exempt from tomorrow's shower?

The real sad thing is that this is the second time this has happened to me since we moved. Well, the first time was a little before moving, but it was on this property -- we were here for some sort of inspection and a bird crapped on my shirt. That shirt is now ruined, 'cause there's a big discolored spot on it that hasn't come out, even with repeated washings.

So, I think the moral of the story is this: if you come to visit me, watch out for bird crap.

Thinking back, a bird crapped on me when I was a kid. ccohoon and I were in the back yard throwing the football back and forth when a bird crapped on my elbow. Ick.

I hate bird crap. I especially hate it when it's in my hair.

I guess this deserves a poll.

Poll #594649 Bird Crap

Has a bird every crapped on you?

Yes
16(55.2%)
No
13(44.8%)

Go ahead and tell your stories about bird crap here. That'll be fun.

(Userpic stolen from fettman. Thanks!)
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