First, and with a hat tip to drjekyll, a story about a 30,000 calorie sandwich [digg.com link]. You know a sandwhich is gonna be good when one of the many ingredients is 2 corn dogs. The sandwhich topped in a 6.5 pounds and took 12 hours to eat.
Next, and probably not anywhere nearly as disturbing, Scientists build world's first single-molecule car [digg.com link]. Crank that he is, sidelobe says it's really more like a roller skate than a car, but it's still cool.