Feet are icky.

Have the best

If you need volunteers to practice technique before administering this to your lovely bride, I hereby volunteer to suffer through your fumbling. I'll even wash both feet first!

But no way will I volunteer if you happen upon a site for do-it-yourself haircuts.

I'm thinking you're still going to have to shell out for those Ecstasy Truffles. ;)

I found the Wiki article on How to Take a Bath both amusing and informative.

Yeah, that tickled me, as did:

...but remember, humans breathe air to survive.