Do you want to own a one-of-a-kind piece of Johnny Cash memorabilia? Then I've got an eBay auction for you:

JOHNNY CASH THE MAN IN BLACK OWNED AND OPERATED THE:

House of Cash

700 Johnny Cash Parkway

Hendersonville, Tennessee 37075

THIS IS THE ORIGINAL SIGN FROM JOHNNY CASH'S BUSINESS

THE HOUSE OF CASH

IF YOU WIN THIS AUCTION YOU WILL NEED TO PICK UP THE SIGN IN HENDERSONVILLE AT A RELATIVE OF JOHNNY'S TO COMPLETE THE TRANSACTION, YOU CAN PAY IN PERSON FOR THE SIGN OR THE METHODS SHOWN HERE. WE WILL HAVE TO ARRANGE PICKUP AT COMPLETION OF AUCTION.

TELL ALL YOUR FRIENDS

THIS IS THE DEAL OF A LIFE TIME

YOUR CHANCE TO OWN A FLAWLESS TIME PIECE OF AMERICAN HISTORY

IF YOU VISITED THE HOUSE OF CASH YOU WILL REMEMBER THIS SIGN, IMAGINE THIS CAN BE YOURS RIGHT NOW, JUST BID NOW!!!

Starting bid: $7500.

I'm glad the sign was still up last time I went to Hendersonville, 'cause it sounds like it's coming down now.