I've been amazed by the support I've received over the past several weeks in this campaign. Thank all of you who have voted for me, especially those of you who have come back day after day to cast that important vote. Without your support, I'd be sitting at the bottom of the Burger Slayer pile. Instead, I'm prominently featured on the main page. Thanks to all of you.
Several of you even promoted you in your own journals: meep (here), kateshort (here), sidelobe (here), yarbiedoll (here), and captain_phil (here). sidelobe even went so far to promote me in the greensboro community (here). I think I caught all of the places where you guys drummed up some votes for me. If I missed you, I apologize. If I'm crowned Burger Slayer for October, each of you will have have a position in the new regime waiting for you. Since she found the contest and snapped the picture, yarbiedoll can have whatever position in the regime she wants -- the rest of you should let me know what position you want, and I'll try to make it happen (but no promises).
[Edit: More people are pimping me out! Thanks to partywhipple (here), yesimthegirl (here), and wyera (here) for the support!]
If I'm chosen as Burger Slayer of the Month, I'll be the Best Burger Slayer ever. I'm not going to go into all of the details of my campaign planks right now, but if you have any questions, ask them here and I'll try to answer them in the comments. Trust me, the world will be a better place with drmellow as Burger Slayer.
To vote, head out to burgerslayer.hardees.com and pick my photo. I'm currently on Page 3 of the contest, under the pictures posted on October 13. It's the picture that matches the photo included in this post. So go vote!