I got one today that was crazy:
From: Zhong Hage [email address redacted]Wow! I think it would be difficult to eat one's dog after killing oneself. I tried calling "1-800" to talk to the guy, but the call wouldn't go through to anything.
Hello my friend!
I am ready to kill myself and eat my dog, if medicine prices here ([website address redacted]) are bad.
Look, the site and call me 1-800 if its wrong..
My dog and I are still alive :)