However, I'm moving up the schedule because of some exciting news. Bob Dylan has endorsed me for president!
So, with this endorsement, I felt it was critical to start getting my message out now. I'm pro-Fair Tax, I'm anti-DST, and I'm anti-histamine. If you're not finding yourself well represented by any of the candidates that have announced so far, go ahead and plan on voting for me. You'll be glad you did.