Last week, yarbiedoll brought me home a treat: Mo's Bacon Bar. Yes, it's a bar of chocolate with bacon in it. As described on the package: "applewood smoked bacon, Alder wood smoked salt, deep milk chocolate."
I feel like Charlie, holding on to the chocolate bar, admiring it, just waiting for the right time to open it up and enjoy.
I think I might take it to work tomorrow and show it to my coworkers. Then eat it.