My shoes still work.
My legs still mostly work.
My lungs don't really work.
I've got some work to do.
Once again this year, I've got 6 great Brickyard 400 tickets that I can't use. If you're interested in them, let me know and I'll sell them to you…
Yay! My NASCAR tickets sold on eBay. I'll be shipping them off on my way back to work from lunch.
Buy my Brickyard 400 tickets!